(/She was just sitting in a tree in Laverre city, eating whatever berries she could find)
(/Did she want to be in the tree? no. not at ALL)
(/But hey, if it hid her from all the trainers who mistook her for a pokemon, she could tolerate this)
(/Today was a rather boring day, however, and boy did it drive Fox insane)
"...Bloody Arceus! Today's so bland, it makes the color beige look good!"
"I wish SOMETHING would happen."
(/And....something in fact did happen.)
(/The branch she was sitting on broke)
"huh-WHAUGH!"
(/She landed on the ground with a hard thud)
"owww...."
(Please excuse my shitty starter. I'm not very good at making them)